stop being the
internet’s best kept secret.
Let’s Fix Your SEO Once and For All
No Jargon, No Bullsh*t.
This isn’t about “hacking the algorithm” or throwing spaghetti keywords at your blog. This is about getting your site organized, findable, and working like it bloody should.
You’ve got a website.
You’ve got a great service.
But Google’s giving you the cold shoulder.
This isn’t a promise that you’ll be #1 on Google next week. It’s the groundwork so your site can rank—and bring in traffic you’re missing right now.
Most clients I work with aren’t even showing up for their own service name. We fix that first. Then we build on it.
SEO Clarity Kit
What you get. What We do for you.
✅ Plain-English SEO Audit
I’ll dig through your site and give you a clear report on what’s working, what’s hurting, and what’s missing. No waffle. Just insight you can actually use.
✅ Keyword Gameplan
We’ll figure out what your ideal clients are actually searching for—and make sure your site speaks their language (and Google’s).
✅ Site Structure Fixes
I’ll map out how your pages should be organized so Google (and humans) can actually find what they need. Think tidy menus, focused pages, and no SEO spaghetti.
✅ On-Page Tweaks (Done-for-You)
Titles, headers, meta descriptions, internal links—the little things that make a big bloody difference. I’ll sort them for your key pages.
✅ Simple SEO Strategy (90-Day Plan)
What to write, when to tweak, and how to slowly climb the ranks without burning out or blogging into the void.
✅ Google Setup
I’ll do the initial work for you. Forcing Google to know you exist, connecting your site to Google Analytics and Search Console. Bonus, I’ll also help with Google My Business setup and optimization.
Ninja Tuna offers SEO strategies tailored to your business.
Who’s this for?
- Small business owners with a half-decent website that isn’t bringing in leads
- People who’ve installed Yoast but have no idea what it’s telling them
- Fed-up freelancers, coaches, tradespeople, or therapists tired of guessing
- Anyone who wants to finally understand SEO without doing a $2K course
What does it cost for SEO Clarity?
SEO Clarity Kit
– $295 flat rate
One-time. No retainer.
No upsell funnel.
Just solid, strategic SEO fixes you can build on.
Why Me?
Because I don’t talk in buzzwords, I don’t make wild promises, and I genuinely give a sh*t about making websites work properly.
I’ve spent years designing sites that convert, and I know that SEO isn’t about magic—it’s about making things make sense.
Ready to Stop Guessing?
👇 Hit the button, book your spot,
and let’s get your website pulling its bloody weight.